Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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