- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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