- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

A man walks into a vagina

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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