- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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