- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

In soviet Russia...things are different

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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