Poker? I barely even know her.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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women's rights.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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