Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

american idol

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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