- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

A blind man walks into a library.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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