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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Women deserve equal rights.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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