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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Jersey Shore.

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