My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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