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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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