Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

the power to turn magnetism into light

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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