Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

guess what>? your mum lol

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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