What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

what's funny about war? nothing!

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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