- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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