- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Who wants water? I do.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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