- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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