You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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