whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Anti Joke

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