- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Your mom.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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