- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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