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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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Knock knock. Its open.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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