Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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it was all Tagart

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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