Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Women's rights

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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