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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!