- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

He--Hey guys

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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