- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Hello

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

all these jokes are horrible now

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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