- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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