Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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Anti Joke

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