Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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