why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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