- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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