- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

civil rights

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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