- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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