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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

i found waldo.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Robin get in the batmobile!

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Your Mom The End.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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