How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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