- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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