What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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jews

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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whats white jizz

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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