- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

The New York Giants

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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