A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

womens rights

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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