- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Wait! hundred billions!

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

knock knock... ...no answer

Badabing.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

your no better than a cockroach

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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