How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

^ That's not even funny ^

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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