- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

your mom was so fat that she died.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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