i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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