A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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