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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Do the roar!

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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