"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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