Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

whats green and slimy? green slim

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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