- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

how much fish could a chicken

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Get up Look in the mirror

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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