- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Camerons hair is Curly..

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

My spelling is horrible

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??