- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Peas

You idiot.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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