What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Boner

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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