What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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