Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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pull my finger (farts)

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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Barack Obama.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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