"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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What is 9+10? 19

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Once upon a time a was born

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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