Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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