What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Camerons hair is Curly..

Im taking a shit right now.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

My spelling is horrible

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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