yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

can you pass the soap?

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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