- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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