Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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