Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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Cliterus

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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