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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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