What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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womens rights

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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