- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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