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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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