Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Knock Knock Come in

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