Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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women's rights.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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