Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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sadf

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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