a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Pickles

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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It's all Taggart

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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