Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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