What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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Anti Joke

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