- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

the lemon was sweet.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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