- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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