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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Whats 1+1? window!

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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