- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Whats cold and frozen? ice

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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