- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Click here to end the world.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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