Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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My jeans

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Anti Joke

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