Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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