- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

If life gives you lemonade.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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