where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Anti Joke

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