- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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