Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Anti Joke

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