- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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