What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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