Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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