- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Men's rights

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Lil Wayne

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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