What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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