- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

A baby seal walks into a club.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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