See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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