- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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