Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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