- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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