How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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