What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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It's all Taggart

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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