Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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