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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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