theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Pickles

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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It's all Taggart

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Anti Joke

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