- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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