Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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