- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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