Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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