your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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i found waldo.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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1 111111 1 1 11111111111 1 1 111111 1

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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