how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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watch a i d s left

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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