What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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