Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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