The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Anti Joke

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