- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

a black man pays his child support

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

dat shoe shine tho

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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