Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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