Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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dallen loves penis

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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NEVER

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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