- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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