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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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