- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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