What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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a black man pays his child support

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called anti joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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black people swimming

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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