I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Poop

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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White men's rights

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Yes

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Your mom.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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