Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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A house comes around the corner.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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