Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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