- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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