What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Dwarf Shortage

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Knock knock Who's there Isabelle Isabelle who? Is-a-bell necessary on a bike

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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