What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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