Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Anti Joke

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