eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Anti Joke

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