- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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