- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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