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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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