I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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