Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Anti Joke

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