Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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A dancer walks into a barre

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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