a man dyslexic into bar walks a

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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