Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Anti Joke

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