What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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