Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

homosexual rights to marriage

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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