Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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