- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

guess what? bannanas

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??