- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Refridgerator.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

All of these jokes are about white people

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Fat? Jesse Z

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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