- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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