"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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