what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

womens rights.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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