why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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