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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

you will like this because i am black.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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