- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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