A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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