- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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