- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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