How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Chris is hairy

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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