- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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