Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

whats black and strange a paki

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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