Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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What do I hate? people

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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