- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Ross.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Anti Jokes = Drained

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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