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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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