- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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