- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Gay rights.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Women's rights

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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