What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Knock, Knock Come in

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