When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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