- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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