Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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dallen loves penis

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Denard Robinson

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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a man was shot.... he died

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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