I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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