Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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Women.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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