Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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