- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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