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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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