- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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