- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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