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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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13 =B you just learned something

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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