What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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