- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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