- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Knock Knock.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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