- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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