What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Flowers are colors Love me

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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