- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Ross.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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