Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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