- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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